Another Fucking Year 2027 - Printable A4 Sweary Calendar

Meet Another Fucking Year 2027: twelve months of funny illustrations, sweary quotes and a little room to get your life together. From January's unimpressed cat to December's frazzled reindeer, every month has its own colourful character.

Adults only (18+): contains explicit language throughout.

Your download

• 12 individual A4 month PNGs, January to December 2027
• One complete 14-page A4 PDF: front cover, all 12 months and the original matching back cover
• Monday-first monthly grids with all eight England & Wales bank holidays listed by GOV.UK when checked on 3 November 2026
• A lined “Fucking notes” area on every month
• Full-quality artwork supplied without preview watermarks, packaged in one ZIP

Digital download only — no physical calendar, white wire binding, hanging hook or styling props are supplied. After purchase, use the download link to open the ZIP in Google Drive. Choose Download, then extract the ZIP to access the PDF and month PNGs. The covers are included in the PDF; the separate PNGs are the 12 months only.

Printing tips

Print on A4 paper at Actual Size / 100%, or choose Fit to printable area if your printer requires margins. Print single-sided for a wall calendar. Colours and print quality depend on your printer, paper and settings. The white top-wire binding shown in the presentation photos is a mockup example of how you could finish your calendar.

Illustrations created with AI assistance. Calendar grids, dates and bank-holiday information arranged and checked separately.